With all due respect, we're not saying
Misterio is small, but he makes Syxx look like The Giant ... But what he
lacks in stature, he makes up for in ornate masks ... Okay, heart ... Was
one of the first to come forward when the NWO declared war on WCW ... He
was relatively new at the time ... Heck, even some veterans can't even commit
to this ... Still the official javelin of the New World Order ... Was propelled
into a WCW sound truck by the Outsiders ... And, boy did it make a sound
... Thankfully, they didn't lick the top of his head or he would have probably
stuck ... Paramedics had to remove his mask ... Someone was screaming "No"
when his face was revealed ... Yes, it was Misterio ... Had the courage to
challenge Kevin Nash ... Didn't win ... But he came close ... Okay, he didn't
come close, but guts like that are hard to come by ... Second-generation
star ... His uncle, not his father, was Rey Misterio Sr. ... So, how does
Dad feel about that, Rey? ... That's like taking you father's first name
and your maternal grandfather's second name ... Never mind ... Former cruiserweight
champion ... Unlikely to move up to the heavyweight ranks ... Determination
will only get you so far before you feel a chokeslam or power bomb ... Doesn't
stick to just one mask ... Has an assortment ... Seems to have one for each
day of the millennium ... Competed for years in Triple A ... Broke in when
he was just a tike of 17 years old ... Believe it or not, he was even smaller
then ... Lives by the tried and true legend of Lucha Libre ... Will not be
seen without his trusty hood ... Has a waterproof one for swimming and showering
... Even has one without eyesholes for sleeping ... His girlfriend couldn't
recognize him in a police lineup ... Put it this way, Halloween is never
a problem in the Misterio house ... So we're exaggerating a little ... Recently
galvanized all the Mexican wrestlers in WCW against Konnan ... Those that
had not yet signed with Sonny Ono ... Konnan turned against his longtime
friend and injured his leg ... Rey challenged him while still on crutches
... Maybe the mask was on too tight that day ... Fans cheer the perennial
underdog ... That's the only strength Rey needs.
1997 Rank 7
This astonishingly agile and awesomely
athletic sensation is one of the most talked-about stars in the sport ...
Everywhere, that is, except on WCW broadcasts ... When Misterio is performing
death-defying maneuvers in and out of the ring, WCW broadcasters are usually
talking about the NWO or the next pay-per-view ... It's a terrible disservice
to this amazing star ... Maybe part of the broadcasters' problem is that
Misterio's repertoire changes so frequently, they just don't know what to
say! ... And saying "Another amazing death-defying maneuver!" time and time
and time again can get repetitive ... But there's nothing boring about seeing
this star in action ... He's bringing respect--and an incredibly high work
ethic--to the WCW cruiserweight division ... Was voted pound-for-pound the
best wrestler in the sport in the 1996 "PWI Poll," and there's no question
that he is ... He's also one of the most enthusiastic wrestlers in the sport
... Is willing to take on any challenge anywhere, anytime ... We'd love to
see him in action against some of the big men in the NWO ... Seeing Misterio
in action against Hulk Hogan or The Giant or Kevin Nash would be like watching
a jet fighter buzzing around the head of King Kong! ... King Kong could swat
at the plane, but never make any impact ... And imagine what the fighter
could do! ... Forget the back-stage baseball bat assault ... We're talking
about a fair fight ... And don't think all the smart money would go on the
big men, either ... As cruiserweight champion, is setting a pace for the
division that makes it difficult for others to follow ... Of course, it's
vital that WCW starts giving the division its due ... Certainly the fans
are loving it ... Who doesn't enjoy watching Misterio stretch his skills
against the like of Chris Benoit or Dean Malenko? ... We could watch those
matches all day long! ... Misterio's other major battle in the immediate
future is purely physical ... Those ultra-high risk maneuvers are spectacular
... But they're also an invitation for a wheelchair ... Telling Misterio
to be careful is like telling Hulk Hogan to keep his ego in check ... Still,
there must be a fine line between daring and recklessness ... We hope Misterio
can find it ... And toe it.